Thursday, February 25, 2010

Lyrics of the week

Beverly Hills by Weezer

Where I come from isn't all that great
My automobile is a piece of crap
My fashion sense is a little whack
And my friends are just as screwy as me

I didn't go to boarding schools
Preppy girls never looked at me
Why should they, I ain't nobody
Got nothing in my pocket

Beverly Hills... That's where I want to be! (gimme, gimme)
Living in Beverly Hills...
Beverly Hills... Rolling like a celebrity! (gimme, gimme)
Living in Beverly Hills...

Look at all those movie stars
They're all so beautiful and clean
When the housemaids scrub the floors
They get the spaces in between

I wanna live a life like that
I wanna be just like a king
Take my picture by the pool
Cause I'm the next big thing

Beverly Hills... That's where I want to be! (gimme gimme)(gimme gimme)
Living in Beverly Hills...
Beverly Hills... Rolling like a celebrity! (gimme gimme)(gimme gimme)
Living in Beverly Hills...

*Spoken*
Truth is...I don't stand a chance (aaaaaaaaaaaaaah)
It's something that you're born into...(aaaaaaaaaaah)
And I just don't belong...(aaaaaaaaaaah)

No I don't - I'm just a no class, beat down fool
And I will always be that way
I might as well enjoy my life
And watch the stars play

Beverly Hills... That's where I want to be! (gimme, gimme)(gimme,gimme)
Living in Beverly Hills...
Beverly Hills... Rolling like a celebrity! (gimme, gimme) (gimme,gimme)
Living in Beverly Hills...

Beverly hills,Beverly hills,(yeah)
Beverly hills,Beverly hills,(hey baby)(hey baby)
Beverly hills,Beverly hills,Beverly hills, Livin' in Beverly hills

Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Why I Hate Mitt Romney

Now let me be clear, I do not know Mitt Romney and I am sure he is a wonderful husband and father. However, as a politician I despise him. And not because he is conservative but because he seems to have no morals. When he was running for the Senate he said that he would be more pro-gay rights than Ted Kennedy. When he was Governor he signed a government health care system into law. And then when he was running for President he said that he would, and I quote, "Live in the house that Regan built."

I disagree with Mike Huckabee on 77% of the issues, according to the website On the Issues, but I respect him for having beliefs. Mitt has no apparent moral code and it seems that he will do or say anything to get elected. So that is why I hate Mitt Romney.

Ronald Reagan

Ronald Reagan discusses health care.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRdLpem-AAs

Sunday, February 7, 2010

quote of the day

"Intelligence has nothing to do with politics"
---Londo Mollari in the Babylon 5 episode Point of no return

Friday, February 5, 2010

O

Watch and wonder how this guy ever got on air.


O’Reilly, Rove go nuts attacking DK/R2000 poll on crazy beliefs of Republican voters

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quote of the day

"He chose to use his name, Barack, for a reason. To identify, not with America -- you don't take the name Barack to identify with America. You take the name Barack to identify with what? Your heritage? The heritage, maybe, of your father in Kenya, who is a radical? Really? Searching for something to give him any kind of meaning, just as he was searching later in life for religion."
-----Glenn Beck, further showing that he is either nuts or a really really really funny comedian. I'm guessing the later because this could easily have been said by Stephen Colbert.

quote of the day

"Imagine you're an idiot, now Imagine you're a Republican, but I repeat myself."
---Harry Truman

Tuesday, February 2, 2010

Do not end don't ask don't tell

Yeah! I said it, like many conservative pro-military Americans I want to kick all the gays out of our military! I don't care if they're Arab Linguists, which we sorely need, or the best dang soldiers that ever lived! I'm not letting no gay people into my military!

Why, you ask. Here's why because the Bible says that being gay is wrong, and I believe in the Bible! I believe everything in it, every single God-Blessed word of it! Except for the stuff about polygamy, slavery and loving your neighbor.

In fact, I think that no one who does not obey the Ten Commandments should serve in our military.

1. "I am the LORD thy God, which have brought thee out of the land of Egypt, out of the house of bondage. Thou shalt have no other gods before Me." That's right! We don't want no stinkin' atheists in our army! Or any Jews or Muslims or Hindus or Buddhists or any other people either! Just good Christians in our army!


2. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the Earth beneath, or that is in the water under the Earth. Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them: for I the LORD thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate Me; and shewing mercy unto thousands of them that love Me, and keep My Commandments. No one who has ever pledged allegiance to anything other than God should be allowed in!


3. Thou shalt not take the Name of the LORD thy God in vain; for the LORD will not hold him guiltless that taketh His Name in vain. Yeah! No cussin' in the army!


4. Remember the Sabbath Day, to keep it holy. Six days shalt thou labour, and do all thy work: but the seventh day is the Sabbath of the LORD thy God: in it thou shalt not do any work, thou, nor thy son, nor thy daughter, thy manservant, nor thy maidservant, nor thy cattle, nor thy stranger that is within thy gates: for in six days the LORD made heaven and Earth, the sea, and all that in them is, and rested the seventh day: wherefore the LORD blessed the Sabbath Day, and hallowed it. No working on the Sabbath day! If you do then we kick ya out!

5. Honour thy father and thy mother: that thy days may be long upon the land which the LORD thy God giveth thee. If you ever fought with you ma or pa, then there's the door!

6. Thou shalt not kill. Dang Right, We don't want any killers in our army!


7. Thou shalt not commit adultery. Ever slept with anyone you ain't married to? Then get the heck outa our military!


8. Thou shalt not steal. No stealin' in our fightin' force!


9. Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor. Ever lied to get someone in trouble or to start war? Then no more fightin' for you!


10. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's house, thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's wife, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his ox, nor his ass, nor anything that is thy neighbour's. You ever been jealous? Don't let the door hit you on the way out!

So, to conclude we need to make sure our army remains the best and most talented in the world, so we need to kick talented and well trained people out because of who they sleep with. Doesn't that make a whole lot of sense?